The Essentials

I suppose a more accurate addendum to my previous post would've been "And then I drop off the face of the Earth for half a month," but it's a bit late for that now. The only purpose that this post serves is to reveal a rather crucial and surreal piece of information:

I am home.

Jet lag prevents me from going into much more detail than that, but those, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, are the facts.

(So help me God.)