Lost and Found

EXCITING NEWS OF INJURIES SUSTAINED SOON TO FOLLOW.

STAND BY HANDSOMELY.

Ohgodwhy?

I am slain by crippling agonies of the stomach.

Lucky chillins at HVS, you'll have the pleasure of my company for lunch this afternoon. Kindly prepare yourselves for hugs and harsh judgments.

(I have no idea what's become of my verbosity from days of yore, but bear with me. I'm sure there will be something worth rambling about soon.)