This Is Not A Test

This is a short post.

In this short post I would like to express the following:

I have acquired a hat.

It is probably the greatest hat of all time.

That's right.

Since the beginning of creation.

And since I have no camera, you must all wait with baited breath to behold its might and glory.

There is other news, but it has been eclipsed by the hat.

The hat has you.

That is all.